Aircraft

The aircraft is a magical floating devise designed to transport people from one place to another. It is unknown what makes them float. There are two types of aircraft.

Airplane
The airplane is a transportation devise designed to travel long distances. It is also meant to be faster than by car. They were invented in 1980 because of the movie Airplane! being such a success. It is based on the airplanes in the movie. The most popular type of airplane is the Boeing. Another popular airplane is the Airbus. The largest airplane is the Antonov An-225, and the smallest is the Stits "Sky Baby". There are many other different airplanes.

Helicopters
Helicopters are aircraft designed for shorter- distance flight. It is unknown by who or when helicopters where invented. They are designed with a spinny thing and the part the pilot sits in. It also has a smaller spinny thing in the back of it.

Parts
The parts of an aircraft vary widely. Some aircraft have those spinny things on top of them, but some have the magical wind- powered "jets" in them. The older airplanes had a spinny thing on the front of them, but they don't anymore. The older planes were considered to be better, but this is a biased veiw, and we at The Funniest Wiki do not approve of bias, nor repetitive refreshing.